Name | Occupation | Age | Exp | Salary | Years Left | | Knuckleball Lover | General Manager | 64 | 36 | $1,200,000 | 3 | | Rulo Earthlover | Assistant GM | 60 | 22 | $485,000 | 3 | | Mimosa Willow | Manager | 55 | 7 | $680,000 | 5 | | Glelin Legaumer | Bench Coach | 59 | 5 | $65,000 | 2 | | Melchor Gimenez | Pitching Coach | 67 | 13 | $405,000 | 5 | | Scarl Dryadjuggler | Hitting Coach | 49 | 5 | $350,000 | 4 | | Ruby Ploughman | Team Trainer | 65 | 33 | $235,000 | 3 | | Schmo The Useless | 1B Coach | 58 | 6 | $70,000 | 2 | | Thuja Vilaseca | 3B Coach | 60 | 35 | $235,000 | 1 | | |